It's all about me! "RHED"

Pumasok si Inday bilang katulong nina
Ederlyn last June. Baguhan siya kaya
medyo wala pang masyadong alam sa
pagiging katulong. Isang araw,
inutusan ni Ederlyn si Inday:

Ederlyn: Inday! Pagkatapos mong
maglaba, linisin mo buong bahay pati
kisame at kaskasin mo yung tiles ng
dalawang pool! Paliguan mo na yung
tatlong aso at magluto ka na ng
hapunan dahil maya-maya lang, darating
na ang sir mo. Tapos, pumunta ka kina
Mrs Rosales, dalhin mo yung apat na
malalaking kahon. Bumili ka na din ng
isang galog mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10
sardinas, 20 corned beef, 30 century
tuna, 15 maling, at isang sakong
bigas. Oh, heto pera. Sakto yan.
Maglakad ka na lang at strike mga
tricycle ngayon, okay?

Inday: **** INA MO!

Simula nun, nabuwisit na si Ederlyn sa
kanya. Pero sa halip na sisantihin
niya si Inday ay pinag-alsa balutan
niya to at ipinadala sa Inglatera para
doon mag-aral ng good manners and
right conduct.

Makalipas ang 2weeks, dahil crash
course lang naman ang kinuha ni Inday
(kagaya nang kay Angel Locsin) ay
bumalik na ito at muling sumabak sa
pagkakatulong.

Ngunit isang napakabagong Inday ang
nasaksihan nina Ederlyn.

Umalis si Inday kina Ederlyn at
naghanap ng bagong amo.

I believe that my trained skills and
expertise in management with the use
of standard tools, and my discipline
and experience will contribute
significantly to the value of the work
that you want, my creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and
the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.

- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago
niyang amo!


The consistency was fine. But you see,
it seems that the increased amount of
sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the
taste drastically and those actions
are irreversible. I do apologize.

- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit
maalat ang ulam.

Misis: Inday! Bumili ka nga ng mga
isda! Oo nga pala, inglesera ka na nga
pala ngayon. Would you please purchase
many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement, I
believe you meant a variety of fish.
The term "fishes", although rarely and
erroneously used, connotes a plethora
or an array of different kinds of the
aforementioned gilled creatures. But
the more pressing questions before I
traverse the road to the wet market
would be: What type of fish? Fillet or
not? Frozen or just right smack the
day's catch" (Pauses) Aaaaahh. By
manner of careful extrapolation, given
the neager budget and this household's
quasi-peasant middle class taste, I
assume then I will source the
staple "Ga-lewng-gong", am I correct?

Misis: Leche!

Inday: Oh, you meant the freshwater
milkfish? The "ba-ngooz." Is it not?

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By the manner of scrutinizing the
frail aerodynamics design of this
supposed heavier than air glider
stringed toy, I suggest that you
should come up in a symmetrical
airfoil, that will produced a great
amount of lift. In accordance with the
standard of the NACA ( National
Advisory Committe for Aeronautics)."

- paliwanag ni Inday kung bakit ayaw
lumipad ng saranggola ni Junior.

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Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan
ang kinis mo kasi eh?

Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya
soap?

Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi?


Inday: No!













"Only Belo touches my skin, who
touches yours!?"

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500 - globe plan subscription
1800 - glutathione tablet
600 - olay total effects
1500 - crocs flip flops
2000 - for mama

Binubudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya...

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There are tulips in the street.
There are tulips in the park.
But nothing compares to our two lips
meeting in the dark.

-Pamatay lines ni Inday para kay
Dodong, fiance nya

"I was shot by 9mm bullet at the head
damaging my entire studpid brain and
my ****ing skull so that i will die
and stop speaking english preventing
people from nosebleeding!"

- Inday, patay na?